My Boyfriend Says The Darnest Things, Him: Enjoy tonight. A little moderation...

Him: Enjoy tonight. A little moderation pleez.
Helga: Yeah yeah, I wont be drinking much!
Him: Imma save this chat so I can slap you wif it later.

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