My Boyfriend Says The Darnest Things
Him: Most girls, I'm like...ok maybe i wanna fuck her so i can have new tail. You I'm like, shit i have to talk to her. Vulcan mind meld that shit.
Helga: Tail?! Ohhhhhhh. Slang lolz.
Him: And yet the Vulcan mind meld made perfect sense???
Helga: Oh no. Not that, too. What's that