June 2009
6 posts
“It’s a wedding not a pet show!”
– On dreaming about our, well, dream wedding.
“Next time I see you, I’m going to be a father.”
– <3<3<3
“I think this swine flu bullshit is just Pinoy KSP. Patay na everywhere, sa Pinas...”
– On the supposed H1N1 outbreak in the Philippines. Several reported cases yet no deaths.
“Pro 1 is Bad Boy. 20D is Big Boy. And SD500 is Little Boy. Just to get their...”
– Our cameras’ names.
“I’m not gonna get sammich juice on the scanner bed are you cuhrazeh.”
– On me asking him to scan his sandwich.
“I’m such a pussy now, there was a time I’d have shrugged that off. I...”
– On running over a dead cat. He was ew-ing and ugh-ing the drive back home. Poor baby cat =(
May 2009
16 posts
“I’m so glad you were born, so glad we met, and so glad we share a rare...”
– Sigh. Even though we’re currently broken up <3
“I sometimes wonder why I gayflirt with Gargar.”
I love me a man who can write →
“You know what they say when two rocks collide…one of them shatters.”
– Him to me, the morning after the first I love yous, the wee morning hours of October 10, 2007. We were cuddling in bed when he said it. I rolled away, rolled back into his arms, and whispered “I love you, too.”
“I’m so tired of seeing dead ends. You’re the only thing I have to...”
– This recession blows.
Him: Enjoy tonight. A little moderation pleez.
Helga: Yeah yeah, I wont be drinking much!
Him: Imma save this chat so I can slap you wif it later.
“Nahmean, Charlie Sheen”
“You just made me feel like something on the Kowloon menu. Plz to try again.”
– On my calling him my speshul bunny siopao
Him: Most girls, I'm like...ok maybe i wanna fuck her so i can have new tail. You I'm like, shit i have to talk to her. Vulcan mind meld that shit.
Helga: Tail?! Ohhhhhhh. Slang lolz.
Him: And yet the Vulcan mind meld made perfect sense???
Helga: Oh no. Not that, too. What's that
“The attraction I have for you is almost primal. The urge came from the core of...”
– Yep. I’m one lucky girl.
“3 guesses on which half of this couple is still gonna be sexy in 10 years. ”
– On my many choices for dinner.
“My eyes got fat.”
– On the Baconator.
“Fuck, I can’t imagine having sex with that cow. I think there are farm...”
– May 4. On other girls…well, this particular girl.
“I keep checking your damn tumblr to see if you’re posting our convo again.”
– February 18, lol
“Oh btw, I’m eating one bag of Valentines Kisses and pretending you gave it to...”
– From Valentine’s Day 2009